Friday, February 12, 2010

"Shane? Edge? What are you guys up to?". Shane responds, "Well, I was about to ask you two the same thing. However, I just want to share some insight with you guys. See, I'm an opportunist, a visionary, a pioneer you could say. See, the reason PlantMafia did not succeed is because you both are hungry for championship gold. What if I said I have a way for both of you to wear gold around your waists? But! Don't get too excited, as I'm not offering you a title shot...yet. See, with the addition of Edge and transfer of Christian to RAW, there has been a rebirth of E & C. What better matchup for the #1 contendership, than the rebirth of two great allegiances. Next monday night, on RAW, I want you 4 to go head to head in a tag-team TLC match. The winner moves on to the Rumble the following Sunday for a championship match against The Big Show and Miz. What do you say?"

I glance over at Tulip who is also doing the same. "You are right Shane, I do crave championship gold around my waist. I have held the tag-team championship before as well as the heavyweight championship. I would gladly duel with Edge and Christian. It would be a simple match at best. Edge appears to be 80 years old with the caveman beard he is growing." Edge squints his eyes and balls his fist as I continue. "Whoa Whoa gramps. No need to get too excited. Not yet. You see, there is a problem. You as opponents mean nothing. However, I have to have a partner that is trust worthy. Considering what happened between us, I do not expect him to trust me, nor would I trust that he is not filled with vengeance. I'm in. You need to ask him." I point to the Tulip.

You turn away and leave.

"Well, Clover, the offer is still on the table. You have til the main event of RAW next week to convince him, if you want the shot. Otherwise, I will be sure to make your trip down championship lane, very bumpy."

Shane and Edge exit, leaving me standing along. Not sure how this is going to work, but if I have to fight them both myself, I will do so.

I hear yelling behind me and I see Randy, Ted, and Cody running out the back door. There is a better time for this. I take off and leave them behind me in my rearview mirror. Off to San Antonio...