Jimmy Parker: Taker turns around to slam you to the mat and POW! Sweet Chin Music! He drops you and you land on top of him. I run and clothesline Matt and Jeff over the ropes. The ref dives to the ground 1..2..3! ITS OVER! Plant Mafia has yet again delivered! A stunned Shane stands up and looks at me. I can see the fear in his eyes. I jump at him and he falls down and rolls out of the ring. We are celebrating our win… CLANK! I am leveled with a chair courtesy of Vince McMahon. You turn around and he runs out of the ring. You bend down to see if I am ok. You stand back up and you taunt Vince...SPLAH! The crowd goes nuts as our music begins to play. You help me up and we begin to walk up the ramp. You stop, turn and kick me in the gut.....
Kevin Jones: You run towards 'Taker, and I run towards Shane. You dive below 'Taker's legs, and grab him from behind for a back suplex. Shane dodges my clothesline...I bounce off the ropes and shane is bent over, thinking I will jump over him. Instead, I throw his head between my legs, lock his arms...PEDIGREE! You stuggle to lift the Undertaker (mainly because he is blocking you). I run over, and both of us deliver a high back body drop on the dead man. I turn around...POW! Jeff Hardy hit me with a missile drop kick. Matt jumps at you for a cross body, but you roll under him. SPLAT...Matt hits hard on his chest. Meanwhile, Shane has rolled out of the ring, and the Undertaker has sat up, and picks me up by my head. He backs me into the turnbuckle, and delivers some punches. 1...2...3...4...and 5! I begin to slowly fall, when 'Taker grabs me by my neck. He turns me around to the middle of the ring. He puts his other hand on my back, and lifts me up for a chokeslam...
Jimmy Parker: You are writhing in pain as he wrenches on that leg. Meanwhile, Jeff and I are doing battle near the corner. I start to get the upper hand. 'Taker runs over and pushes Jeff out of the way and grabs my arm. He punches me in the side 1..2..3..he climbs to the top rope. He starts to do the tight-rope walk. I try to pull him off but I am too exhausted at the moment. He jumps off and POW! Nails me right on the shoulder. Matt runs over to Shane and pulls him off of you. Shane looks at him blankly. Jeff gets in Matt's face and yells "What is your problem? They are our opponents!" Matt just shrugs it off and goes to work on me as I lay on the mat. Matt picks me up by my head. I muster all the strength I have and push off of him and....SMACK! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! The crowd goes nuts as I use the adrenaline rush on Jeff. I hit him with a running clothesline over the rope. I go over to you and pick you up. Now here it is..we stare right into the eyes of Shane and the Undertaker...
Kevin Jones: The lights come back on, and Jeff and Matt are laying on the mat, outside the ring. The lights go back out..."Dong". The lights come back on, we turn around. THE UNDERTAKER!! He is in the ring behind us. Stunned, I run towards him...BLAMO! 'Taker hits me with a big boot. He swings hard and lays you out with his fist. You get back up, he hits you again. I shake my head, regain my focus, and stand up. Shane enters the ring, and dives his shoulder into the back of my knee. I get back up quickly, and grab Shane's head. I pull back to hit him, when I am stopped. The Undertaker grabs my arm and swings me into the ropes. I come back off the ropes, just in time for the undertaker to pick me up to his side. He holds me in the air for a couple of seconds, then SLAM...onto the mat. You drop kick 'Taker in the back of his legs. By this time, Jeff has re-entered the ring. He runs, jumps off the ropes, and then grabs you with a spinning DDT. Shane puts me into a half crab leg...
Jimmy Parker: I am trying to catch my breath. You are just out of it right now. Jeff landed awkwardly on his Swanton Bomb so he is still down. I crawl over to Jeff and start to beat on his face. Matt comes over and pulls me up. I punch him in the gut 1..2..3 he hits me in the face. I fall over from exhaustion. You get up and grab Jeff. Meanwhile. Shane is just chillin outside of the ring. I get to my knee and POW! LOW BLOW! Matt grabs his crotch and falls to the ground. I get up and hit him with one elbow, 2 elbows, 3...wait! I put my hands on my head and shake my hips and POW 3rd elbow! I go to get Jeff away from you. I grab Jeff and sit him on the turnbuckle. I lift him up and we fall back...pow! Superplex off the top rope! The crowd is going nuts. You roll out of the ring to go get Shane. He starts to run away from you and all of a sudden the lights go out....DONG! OH NO! It can't be! The Undertaker is Shane's partner? We stop and stare down the ramp to see him but he is not there.....
Kevin Jones: "Shane...you think you know everything. Let me tell you what I know. If you do not go get your partner, and get into this ring, I am going to take that mic out of your hand. I'm going to take the batteries out of it. I'm going to wipe it off on Jeff's shirt, and turn it sideways...and stick it straight up your candy..." The hardy boyz attack us. The match has begun. Shane is still standing out side while me and you are getting worked. You are kicked out of the ring, and Jeff has me in the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, and begins pounding my head. 1...2...3...4...SLAM! I gave Jeff a spinebuster from the top rope. I climb out of the ring, and get Matt off of you. We both start kicking matt into the barrier. We pick him up, and you irish whip him into the steps. I turn around...SMACK! Shane has hit me with a chair. Jeff has climbed to the top turnbuckle...oh no! SWANTON! Jeff lands right across my chest. We are both layed out.
Jimmy Parker: There is an intense staredwon between you and Jeff until..HERE COMES THE MONEY! Shane-O-Mac comes jumping down the ramp. The crowd is booing. He gets to the ring and walks to the announcer's table. He grabs a mic. "Now I know yall have been DYING to hear who my partner for tonight's match is and you are about to find out, but first let's talk about our opponents. First we have The Clover," the crowd goes nuts ; "very talented sure but can The Hitman really trust him as his opponent? And now we have our Champion Hitman Jimmy the Tulip", the crowd goes wild, "can The Clover trust him seeing as he is his biggest competition to take his championship and oh yeah, if they lose one of them is going to Smackdown!" I stand there staring at Shane. I can see you are thinking about what Shane just said. I know what you are thinking so I grab the mic. "Shane all that you said is very true except for one thing; yes The Clover is my biggest competitor but I WELCOME the challenge...you grab the mic...
Kevin Jones: "She wants to know if she can be my ring manager. She said that she has been watching me, and is very impressed...not very surprising (I laugh)." I went on to tell you how she wanted to hang out with me after the match, and spend some time reviewing her proposal. You stop me, "Clover, this doesn't feel right. Something is definately going on, but I cannot figure out what it is." I respond, "Tulip...you should know that I can take care of myself. Why do you worry so much?" Its time for our match...a triple tornado TLC tag-team match. "Introducing first...theeee Hardy Boyz!" Jeff and Matt run out of the entrance first. They trot down to the ring, and hold up the shocker while the crowd goes nuts. Jeff grabs a ladder, and sets it up in the middle of the ring. He sits on one of the rungs, and waits. "Click...Click...BOOM!" You approach the ramp, and hold your title belt in the air. I walk out behind you. We walk down, and enter the ring. I get in Jeff's face...
Jimmy Parker: Jeff screams at me:"I tried to help you..I tried to give you a way out but I guess you'll have to learn the hard...I push him off of me and POW! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! I turn my attention to Matt who has you subdued in the corner. I run over and start pounding Matt's head and he lets go of you. You drop to your knees holding your throat. Matt shoves me and I trip on the bench behind me. You grabs Matt's head and slam it into the wall. I pick up Jeff and you pick up Matt and we throw them into the hallway right in front of Mr. McMahon. He stoops down to see if they are ok. "What is wrong with you two?!?!" He shouts. "I was on my way to tell you who Shane's partner is...but now...you're just gonna have to wait and see"! We retreat back into the locker room and shut the door. I sit down on the bench just thinking about you and Melina. I start to get a little suspicious of Mickie but I keep it to myself. You sit down across from me and say: "Now..back to my story about Melina"......
Kevin Jones: I'm in the middle of telling you about my conversation with Melina, when Jeff interupts. "Guys, I just want you to know that we are not trying to set you guys up. This is all Vince McMahon's idea. If me and Matt help you guys out tonight...so that you, Clover, can stay on RAW...will you (Tulip) give me a title shot?" I stand up. "If anybody has a title shot, its me. Second, I appreciate your concern, but I highly doubt we are going to need your help. If you had nothing to do with this, then why did you attack my tag team partner last week in his lockerroom? I suggest you put on your lacey gloves, and prepare for the match! You are going to regret ever getting in our way." Jeff leaves the room. I sit back down..."as I was saying, Tulip, Melina said she wanted to talk to me after our match. I can't help but believe something is going on...I ju.." Plow...Smack...Ching! Matt and Jeff ran into our lockerroom and started swinging chairs. Jeff grabs your face...
Jimmy Parker: Here I come; I am so pumped for RAW it is unbelievable! I just know that me and the Clover are gonna take it to them! I see John Cena coming towards me so I say hello but he blows me off. "Thats weird." I think to myself."Maybe he is still mad about the Cage Match." Oh well I keep on walking down the hallway and I am stopped by Mickie James. "Hey Jimmy! I just want to say good luck tonight in your match." "Thanks I appreciate that Mickie. I think we will handle them alright though." Mickie replies: "Oh I'm sure you will. Just remember that I will be watching and after you win maybe we can hang out later?" I reply: "Of course. That would be great." I say goodbye and I see Matt Hardy from the corner of my eye staring at me. I think to myself; "Just keep walking Jimmy you have your chance at him tonight." I make my way into the locker room and see you sitting on a bench. I walk up to you and we begin to talk about our "situation". Jeff Hardy walks in...
Kevin Jones: "Welcome to Monday night RAW...it's going to be a madhouse tonight!" JR and the King are already settled and ready for action. "No chance, thats what you got..." Vince is limping down to the ring. He rolls inside while holding his thigh. He grabs a mic..."As you can see, I am in bit of a dilemma. In one hand, I cannot wait to get my hands around the neck of those two imbreds. But, unfortunately, I believe I pulled a muscle in my leg. You see, I was helping some of our WWE divas stretch this morning, and I think things may have gotten outta control. But, do not worry. I have a suitable replacement. Granted, he is not as smart, handsome...and as rich as I am, but he'll do. Do you all want to know who it is? Well, that just sucks for you doesn't it? You will just have to wait and see." JR: Oh lord. Its no telling what the corporation has in store for Plant Mafia tonight! I enter the arena, and the titantron shows my walk to my locker room. I'm stopped by Melina.
Jimmy Parker: The lights are flickering and they go out. You think you hear someone behind you. You turn around and no one is there. So you turn around to head to your car and there is Matt and Jeff Hardy. Matt has a baseball bat and Jeff has a 2x4. All of a sudden you are hit from behind. You fall to your knees. You look up and it is Vince! "Don't ever embarass me like that again do you hear me"? I sense that something is wrong so I head for the door but I stop as I see them beating you on the ground. I slip out of the door and make my way around the car. I tap Matt on the should, he turns around POW! Seet Chim Music. Jeff swings the 2x4 at me I jump back and SMACK! Sweet Chin Music! Vince takes off and he is nowhere in sight. I grab Matt's hair and yell in his face.."Take one good look at this face; you will look at me from the flat of your back next week on RAW. I get up and kick him in the face. I walk over to you and make sure you are ok. I help you up and help you back to the locker room...
Kevin Jones: Vince McMahon looks into my eyes...and begins to grin. "First off, you already have a match next week against the Hardy Boyz. However, I will honor your request too. Even forget the ladder match. This will be a TLC triple tornado tag match. You and Tulip, the Hardy Boyz, and the Corporation. HeHe...yes, you can already start packing your bags." I let Vince go, and he walks out. I can see my RAW fate now, very clearly. I want another title shot...how many hoops is Vince going to make me jump through now? I head over to your fallen body. I help you to your feet. "Listen Tulip, Plant Mafia is going to bring down the house next Monday night. I want my title shot, and the only way I'm going to get it, is to stay on RAW. You better start watching your back. Do not cost me this opportunity because you have comfort in knowing you are already champ. I promise you...you will regret it!" I leave the room. I start walking to my car and the lights in the parking lot go out...
Jimmy Parker: There is alot of buzz in the locker rooms that you and I are rigging matches because of our apparent friendship. You are confronted by Shane O Mac. "Clover what are you thinking? The Hitman is your enemy. Why are you..." you reply:"First off, I know what I'm doing. Keep your friends close but keep your competition closer. Yes we are friends but when we step in the ring there is nothing friendly about it! I have to honor our team because if we lose one of us goes to Smackdown and seeing that he is the champ, he won't be the one to go!" All of a sudden you hear a loud crash coming fronm the next room. You open the door and see they Hardy Boyz doing some early damage to me while Vince McMahon looks on gleefully. The crowd starts booing, as they can see this on the Titantron. You grab Vince McMahon and throw him against the wall. The Hardyz leave. "Viince," you say.."If you want to hurt us, why not do it yourself next week on RAW..you and Shane vs me and the Tulip..HELL IN A CELL!!.....
Kevin Jones: I am the number 1 contender. "No chance, thats what you got". What now? Vince McMahon is strutting down to the ring. By this time, you exited the cage. We are both standing in front of the cage now, looking up the ramp. Vince stops about half way. He gets on the mic, "Nice to see you guys have everything worked out. But, you will not rig matches when I can do something about it. Since you two seem to be buddy buddies, I am putting you two in a tag team match next Monday night. Oh...but, this is no normal tag team match. This will be a ladders tornado tage team match. Your opponents will be...the Hardy Boyz! Oh, and by the way...if you two lose, one of you will be moved to Smackdown!" I begin to walk up the ramp. I grab the mic out of Vince's hand. "First off..." I throw the mic down and kick Vince in the gut. I then pick him up for a spinebuster, look back at you, and you deliver Sweet Chin Music to Vince as I slam Vince down on the metal ramp. "Keep on rollin..."
Jimmy Parker: Cena's knee is hurting but so is his pride since you just hit him with his own move! You grab his leg, roll your leg over his and you hit his knee with a knee drop. You pick him by his head and start punching him. Hit, hit, block! Cena starts pounding away on your face he knocks you down, you get up he hits you with a clothesline! He walks to your head and waves his hand in your face..he backs off the rope and POW! 5 Knuckle Shuffle! He gets up and gets in my face because I wouldn't stop the "dirty knee attacks". You start to get up. I tell Cena that they were perfectly legal. He gets in my face and I remind him that I am the referee. He says he doesn't care so he pushes me. You spin him around and PEDIGREE! You walk to the wall and begin to climb out. You are half-way up as he starts to get up. I watch you fall over the side of the wall. Cena gets up and gets gets in my face. He backs me into the corner and pushes me..SMACK! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! We stare at each other through the cage..
Kevin Jones: Cena starts kicking my face. He climbs to the top turnbuckle. Flying knee drop! SPLAT!?! I rolled out of the way, just in time. Cena tries to stand up, but his knee buckles and he falls back down. I run and deliver a drop kick to his chest as he is squatting. I pull his leg out, and begin stomping on the side of his knee. I figure, you can't climb out if you can't even stand up. I then drag Cena to the middle of the ring, and begin to put him in a figure-four leg lock. As I spin around to lock his leg, he kicks me forward. I bounce off the ropes and run back. Cena gets up just in time to catch me on his shoulders for a samoan drop. The wind is knocked out of me. I roll up and grab the rope to stand. Cena stumbles to his feet, with a noticeable limp. I quickly give a drop kick to his knee. I walk to his head, look down at him, shake my hand in his face...and then run off the ropes. I come back, dust my shoulder off, and PLOW! 5 Knuckle Shuffle! I go back to the knee.
Jimmy Parker: He starts pounding on your face 1..2..3 I tell him to get off 4..5..6. I jerk him off and point in his face to let him know that I aint taking any junk in this match. I back away and yall enter a grapple. He gets the upper hand and puts you in headlock. You elbow him in the gut once, twice, you drop to your knees..LOW BLOW!! The crowd is going nuts! They can't believe I am letting this go on. You go to Cena's head and back off the rope and hit him with a legdrop. You get up and start kicking him in the face. You pick him up by his head and Irish Whip him into the ropes. He comes back, dodges the clothesline, you jump over him, he comes back and hits you with a Threz Press. He starts wailing on your face. He gets up and taunts you and then turns to me and waves his hand in his face. He backs off the rope and 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!! He pulls you up and you both enter a grapple. You get him in a headlock but he lifts you up and slams you to the mat...
Kevin Jones: "Click, Click, Boom!!" You walk down the ramp. You stop, hold your belt i the air, then squat/pose. Fireworks! You enter the ring/steel cage, and stand on the top of the turnbuckle(s) while holding your belt in the air. You pass your belt on to the time keeper..."Your time is up, my time is now..." Cena struts down to the ring. The crowd goes wild. Cena pauses and looks up at the cage. He shakes his head, and then walks around to the entrance. He then gets in the ring where he taunts you to indicate that you will not keep your belt long. "Alright partner...keep on rollin..." What's this? Jillian: Welcome to the ring, the former WWE Heavyweight Champion, CLOVER!. "Keep rollin, rollin, rollin". I walk down the ramp with authority. I stop at the front of the cage, and then quickly ascend over the side. No reason to use the door...I'm pumped. The cage door is closed, and the bell rings. I take a minute and look over at you, and Cena attacks. I'm backed into the corner.
Jimmy Parker: Vince McMahon continues:"Sure The Clover was a great Champion, but now it's time to usher in a new Champion. Someone with class, dignity, ...CLICK, CLICK, BOOM!! JR: "Here he comes! The man who narrowly defeated Cena and The Clover in the Battle Royal! Our Champion Hitman Jimmy the Tulip!" The crowd is going insane! I walk up to Vince and grab the mic. "First of all I want to thank you for all of the "nice" things you said. Second of all; I am the NEW Champion. This is true. But The Clover was a great Champion! And because of that I want my first title defense to be tonight against The Clover." I throw the mic down. BIG TRAIN ROLLING.JR: We may have trouble! Here comes The Clover!" The Clover; "Tulip I want to thank you for all the "nice" things you just said. Secondly I dont need your handouts. I can get a title shot on my own...Vince grabs the mic: "Ok well how about you and Cena fight for the #1 contender..TONITE in a...STEEL CAGE MATCH! Oh and by the way "Champ" you're the referee.
Kevin Jones: You hold your hands up in celebration, as the ref brings you your new belt. I get up off the mat, look at you, then walk up the ramp. We have a new champion, THE TULIP! Monday night could be a long night. JR: "Welcome to MONDAY night RAW! We are going to have a crazy night toni...wait a minute. Just wait a minute. We just got word that Tulip has entered the building" *Cut scene on Titon Tron shows you entering and walking to your lockerroom. A few superstars congratulate you on your win*. "You've got...no chance, thats what you got" Uh oh, Vince McMahon is strutting down to the ring. "Tonight, we congratulate a new champion and the new face of WWE. Later tonight, we will hold a celebration in this very ring, to honor our new champion. I am glad to say that the Clover is no longer our champion. It is about time that we show some class and discipline." Vince McMahon heads out of the ring. JR: "I'm sure Clover is listening. I'm not so sure that this is a good move."
Jimmy Parker: I punch him in the head. Nothing works. He lays me out with the F-U! He goes to my head and waves his hand in front of his face. He backs off the rope and POW! You hit him with a spinebuster! You pull him up by his head. Kick to the gut...PEDIGREE! Cena is out. You proceed to beat him. You pick him up and Irish-Whip him into the corner. You smash his head into the corner. You pick him up sit him on the top turnbuckle. You throw his arm around your neck. He punches you once..twice..three times. He dives of the top and hits you with a reverse bulldog. He gets up and picks you up. I start to get up by this time. He Irish-Whips you. You reverse it. He comes back and you give him the big boot! You pick him up and walk him to the rope. You pick him up and lay him on the rope. He is fighting. I get up and run over and lift you by your legs and both of you go flying over the rope!!! The crowd is on their feet!! CLICK, CLICK, BOOM!! And your winner...Hitman Jimmy the Tulip! I am shock....
Kevin Jones: I stumble to my feet, and see Cena on the crawling to the corner. You walk over, and start delivering a mud hole stomping on his face. OH MY...you squeeze your legs together and fall over. Cena delivered a low blow! Cena grabs the second and third ropes and pulls himself up. I lunge at him for a shoulder block. He ducks...SMACK. My shoulder crushes into the ring post. Cena starts pushing on my body, so that I can fall through the ropes. You get up, and grab Cena's head. You kick him in the back of his knees, and then give him a reverse DDT. POW! The crowd goes wild. I regain my awareness, and turn around and clothesline the next person I see. Oh gosh...I just layed you out. I stumble over to the other side of the ring, and sit in the corner. I'm purely exhausted at this point. Cena and you begin to get up at the same time. You look puzzled. You walk towards me, when Cena grabs your arm, spins you around, and kicks you in you gut. He then threw you on his shoulders
Jimmy Parker: The momentum from the rope sends SC over the rope!! He is hanging by the rope..the crowd is on their feet! The ref cant decide whether or not both feet touched the ground. SC pulls himself up just in time to catch a dropkick from you! He is OUT!!! Cena now feels like he is in a handicapped match. We retreat to our own corners. We are sizing one another up. I glance at you. You glance at Cena. You glare at me. We walk toward Cena at the same time. We get to him. He fights back. He punches me in the face I am hurting. He kicks you n the gut and hits you with a swinging neck breaker! He goes to your head! NO HE IS NOT!?!?!? Yes! 5 Knuckle Shuffle! He backs to the rope, comes back and POW!! He nails it! He turns around to look at me and SMAAAAACCK!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! I grab him by his head and Irish Whip him into the rope. He comes back at me and I back body drop him onto the mat....
Kevin Jones: I grab Cena from behind, and start to lift him over you by his legs. You aid in picking him up over you, to roll him over the rope. He is clinching the ring and turnbuckle, and will not budge. By this time, SC runs in and kicks me behind my knee. My legs buckle and I fall down hard. You watch this take place, as Cena puts his arm around your head and falls back. DDT!! Ooh that looked nasty. Your head planted square in the mat. Cena goes to the top rope. You look up at him...dazed and confused. He jumps down...lands on his feet...pauses...then plants an elbow in your chest cavity. Meanwhile, SC has begun kicking me and pushing me under the ropes. I am holding on as hard as I can. He grabs the second rope, and puts both feet in my chest, and puts all of his momentum into pushing me. My grip begins to slip as the sweat beads on my hands. Could I lose my title this fast? Could I be the first one pushed out? I grab the second rope, that SC is holding...and pull down.
Jimmy Parker: You have Cena laying on the ropes! The crowd is going crazy! They are on their feet! I am dazed and can barely make out what is going on. All of a sudden you fall to the ground and Cena falls on top of you! What happened?!?! I roll over and see "3rd Gear" McGhee stnading there with a smirk on his face. I get up and grab Cena by the head he punches me in the stomach so I kick him in the face. He falls over. Meanwhile, you and SC are going at it! You enter a grapple you irish whip him in to the ropes. He comes back and ducks under a clothesline. He comes back and POW! Right into a flying knee! He is down now is my chance. I climb to the top rope and SPLAH!! ELBOW!! ELBOW!! He is lifeless. Cena comes over and hits me in the back and walks me to the corner and proceeds to bash my head into the ring post....
Kevin Jones: I stand up, confused. Stone Cold runs at me with a clothesline...I duck. He comes back off the ropes...THREZ PRESS!! Pound, pound, pound on my face. SC is taking all of his frustration out in his punches. Finally, SC is winded enough to stop, and I kick him off me as he begins to stand. Cena picked you up, and gave you a scoop slam. He holds his hand in the air, and walks to your face...then swings his hand across his head. "You can't see me now...", Cena says as he begins his run to the ropes for the 5 knuckle shuffle. He runs back to your face, dusts off his shoulder, and BOOM! I came out of the corner and speared Cena in his side. SC has wiped the blood from his face on the mat, and looks over at your lifeless body. He starts pounding on your head with his foot...1...2...3...middle finger...4! I pick up Cena, and walk him to the turnbuckle. I give him some "Ric Flair" chops. "SMACK"..."SMACK"..."SMACK"! I then grab his leg and begin to lift him over the ropes...
Jimmy Parker: Cena picks me up by the head. I start punching his midsection out of desperation. I get to my feet and rake his eyes. You go to Stone Cold's head and hit him with the knee drop. OOOOH he is busted open!! Blood is POURING down his face. J.R. is beside himself! King is screaming at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile, me and Cena are exchanging blows. He grabs me in a head lock. I pick him up and give him an inverted atomic drop. He stumbles around and I hit him with a bulldog. I go to help you with Stone Cold. I walk over to where you and SC are fighting. I startle you and you turn around and kick me in the gut and hit me with a swinging neck breaker. I am hurting bad.....
Kevin Jones: Stone Cold starts pounding on my face. He flicks me off, and lands a big punch across my nose. You and Cena are now in a grapple. He gets the upper hand and puts you in a head lock. You push him off and he goes running to the other side of the ropes. He bounces off, you lay down on the mat, and he jumps over you. He bounces back off the ropes again, and Stone Cold jumps in and threz presses Cena. SC gets up and shakes his head at the crowd. I run at him and kick him in the back of his right knee. I then place his leg on the bottom rope, and kick down on the top of his leg. You have picked Cena up, and you two begin to exchange a few blows. You irish whip him into the turnbuckle. You run full force at him and dive with your shoulder. Cena ducks and rolls, and you fly between the ropes and smash your shoulder into the corner post. You start to fall towards the mat, and catch yourself. Cena comes over to you. I have been working on SC's knee for several minutes now...
Jimmy Parker: There is an intense staredown until...CLICK CLICK BOOM!! "Here he comes! The man who is lookingfor retribution! Hitman Jimmy the Tulip!" exclaims J.R. I go to the center of the ring and kneel down and flex but I am interrupted byt.."Big train rolling down the line..." The crowd is going nuts. You climb into the ring. Never before has there been representatives from every generation. Past greatness (SC), Present greatness (John Cena) and Future greatness (Tulip and Clover). I am standing there assessing the situation I am in. I think to myself, everyone is going to be gunning for the champion right off the bat. DING! The bell rings. We are all standing in each of the corners just figuring each other out. I look at SC and DX chop it and tell him the 2 words that everyone loves to hear. He goes nuts and runs after me. The match is on! I drop toe hold him. He falls to the ground. Cena jumps on me and puts me in the STFU. This is a dumb move since there is no give up. You pick SC up.....
Kevin Jones: We part ways to our locker room...this Sunday is SummerSlam, and our 4 Way Battle Royal Over the Top Rope event. "SUMMERSLAM"...tonight is the night. We seperate men from boys. I am backstage at SummerSlam, performing a quick/light workout. You have just arrived. You enter the locker room to get ready for the match. We pause, then continue with what we were doing. The tension is through the roof. We are part of an elite stable, PLANT MAFIA, yet we cannot wait to get into the ring to battle. There are several good matches going on, but the fans are anxious about the championship match. It is time! "Your time is up, my time is now..." Cena enters the stage. He is pumped up by the crowds explosion of cheer. He makes his way to the ring, slides in, and holds his hands up. Cena starts leaning against the ropes, and swinging his arms..."CRASH...da na...da na...da na". Stone Cold, the rattlesnake, is walking to the ring. His eyes are fixated on Cena. He climbs into the ring.
Jimmy Parker: Cena is celebrating the victory as Stone Cold re-enters the ring. I am trying to get up with your help. Cena goes to high five Stone Cold but Steve takes it the wrong way and out of self defense he kicks him in the gut and STUNNER!! The new champs aren't off to a great start. You help me up and we make our way up the ramp. We walk to the back where we are met by Jeremy. "Good match loser." he says to me. "Clover was right about you. You ARE weak!" You reply "Hey, hey, hey I didn't say anything of the sort McGhee!" I am just standing there trying to assess the situation. McGhee: "Oh yeah. After the little prank you played on me when you moved my car, I laid into you and told you that the Tulip was better than you and you began to belittle him and call him inadequa...SPLAT!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC! You catch him. Throw his arm over your neck and you stand him straight up...POW!! JACKHAMMER!!! We stand there looking at Jeremy and each other.....
Kevin Jones: You begin to punch him in the gut. He slams his forearm on your back, and you drop to one knee. Cena quickly puts you into a suplex. He misjudged how close he was to the ropes, and when you fall back, you bounce off the top of the ropes and drop like a rock to the apron. The crowd is in disbelief. I come over and make sure you are ok. Cena rolls out of the ring behind me. He spins me around, quickly puts me on his shoulders...F-U! He picks you up, and rolls you in. You are hurting...back, groin, as well as mere exhaustion. You begin to crawl up. Cena bounces off the ropes and drop kicks you in the face. You flip over backwards. Cena pulls you by your legs to the middle of the ring. STFU!! He has a great grip, and you are winded as it is. You do not tap. However, you begin to fall unconscious. The ref, raises your arm. 1...it falls. 2...it falls. 3...it FALLS! The ref calls the match. CENA and SC are the new Tag Team Champions! I pull you out of the ring...
Jimmy Parker: I catch them off guard with a crossbody block Stone Cold jumps up..SMAAACCCKKK!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! I pick Cena up and throw him over thre rope I go for the pin on SC. 1..2..3! Stone Cold is eliminated! The crowd is going wild. I run grab the rope and jump over and stick an elbow drop right on Cena! I am hurting from this and so is Cena. I get up and roll into the ring. The ref begins the count..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..Cena starts to get up..8 he gets on the apron and rolls in just as the ref yells 9!! I grab Cenas head and he punches me in the gut. I am tired of this so I rear back for a Sweet Chin Music, Cena falls to the ground and gives me a low blow!! The ref is screaming at Cena, the crowd has lost it, I am rolling on the mat trying to collect myself. Cena goes to pick me up by my head.....
Kevin Jones: Stunner! STUNNER! I bounce off Stone Cold's bicep and roll around on the mat. You go for the pin on Cena, and SC goes for the pin on me. 1...2...3! Who is out?!? The ref doesn't know who he was counting for. At this time, Jeremy "3rd gear" McGhee comes down to the ring. He is yelling at the ref. The ref walks over to Jeremy, and the 4 of us just pause in confusion. The ref comes back to the middle of the ring after talking with Jeremy. He points to me, and throws his arm towards the exit. Was I pinned? No, a screwjob obvoiusly from the man himself. I roll out of the ring, completely stunned. Meanwhile, you are backed into a corner with both Cena and SC looking right at you. I take off after Jeremy as he runs up the ramp. I grab the back of his head, spin him around and kick him in the gut. I wrap his arms...PEDIGREE on the steel ramp. I run back to the ring. SC and Cena have irished whipped you to the opposite ropes. You come flying back and leap...
Jimmy Parker: SC clotheslines me over the rope. The ref askes if you want to tap out. "No. Never." I see whats going on and i climb to the top rope. Just as Stone Cold turns around I missile dropkick him and he falls on top of you 2 and it breaks the hold. You curl up into a ball and try to give your back a rest. I grab Cena and pick him up I Irish Whip him into the ropes. He comes back and tries to duck but I lay him out with the flying forearm anyway! I go to his head and kick in his arm. I don't have an elbow pad so I just smell the air and swing my arms. Back and forth I go I stop swing my arms and POW! PEOPLE"S ELBOW!! I feel the energy. I climb to the top rope. I jump....ELBOW!! ELBOW!! As you and Stone Cold are exchanging blows I taunt Cena and play off the crowd. I turn around just in time to see Stone Cold kick you in the gut....
Kevin Jones: 3! Cade has been eliminated. Murdoch, shocked, gets up and comes right after you. He picks you up for a spine buster. I run in and drop kick him behind his knee. He drops you...he falls to the ground. I cup my hand up to my ear...point at Murdoch, and run to the ropes. I hear the crowd go wild as I jump and extend my leg. SPLAAAAH! LEG DROP! Murdoch is out, I go for the pin. 1...2...arg. You and Stone Cold were fighting when you both landed on me and Murdoch. The pin was broken. I then help you beat up on Steve. We have him in the corner, and continue giving him the mud hole stomping he wished he could give us. Meanwhile, Cena jumps into the ring. Murdoch staggers up, and Cena picks him up on his shoulders. OH NO...F-U! Blam-o! Cena goes for the pin...1...2..3!! Its is now just the 4 of us left. We both turn our attention to Cena, when SC gives us both a bulldog from behind. Cena immediately puts me in the STFU. I can feel my spine bending...
Jimmy Parker: I was blind sided as I watched the reverse stunner and now I am on my back getting pounded on by these 3 fags. Cade notices that you are out of the ring so he goes to pay you a visit. you see him coming and nail him with a low blow as he tries to pick you up. Meanwhile SC rolls out of the ring and spins Cena around and kicks him in the gut..is it? NO!! Its a DDT! Cena is lifeless. Murdoch grabs Stunning Steve and throws him face first into the steel post. I am starting to come to my senses. I grab Murdoch and pick him and back body drop him onto the concrete. The fall hurt me too so I climb back into the ring. As I roll to the mat I see you throwing Cade into the ring. I decide maybe this is my chance to end it all with an elbow drop. I climb to the top rope just as you throw him in I jump...SPLAH!! The crowd goes wild as I stick my elbow right in his heart. I go for the cover..1..2........
Kevin Jones: I walk to the ropes with Cena on my shoulders...RAZOR's EDGE over the TOP ROPE!! Cena is lifeless. Stone Cold spins me around and starts hitting me in the face til I fall back to the turnbuckle. I grab his neck, and throw him into the turnbuckle. I start pounding on him...right...left...right...left. The crowd is going insane. The chanting is almost shaking the ring. I pick SC up and place him on the top turnbuckle. I then climb up with him. I put his head in my pit, and throw his arm over my head. I lift SC in the air, from the top turnbuckle. I am holding with everything I have. JACKHAMMER off the top ropes? NO..oh MY!! As I begin to drop Stone Cold with a jackhammer, my grip begins to slip and he grabs my neck with his arm and we land in a way that I am nailed with a reverse STUNNER. For a brief moment I cannot move. I pull myself outside the ring and fall to the mat. Meanwhile, you are being worked by Cena, Murdoch, and Cade!
Jimmy Parker: I get up and see Cena and Murdoch doing battle so I climb to the top rope and do a moonsault on them just as Cena gets Murdoch into a headlock!! The crowd is chanting Plant Mafia..Plant Mafia! I feel the crowds momentum rushing through me. I see Stone Cold and Cade stomping on you so here I go flying over the side rope and landing on them with a cross body block. I am absolutely in the zone right now. I pick you up and you swipe my arms away. An intense staredown has begun...We break our stare and turn our attention back to the ring to Cena and Murdoch. We climb back up and you go after Cena so I go for Murdoch. You are wailing on Cena. I go to pick up Trevor Murdoch WHATS THIS? Small Package..1..2..WHEW! Stone Cold pulled the ref out of the ring just in time. I grab Murdoch's ankle and apply an ankle lock. I pull him away from the rope just in time to catch an elbow to my face from Cade. I am rolling on the mat in pain. He starts stomping on me. You pick up Cena over your shoulder...
Kevin Jones: I look up and get clotheslined by Stone Cold. I fall to the mat and bring him with me. Its an all out brawl. Cena has started a grapple with you in the corner. Murdoch and Cade are at a lost, as there is nobody to fight. So, they join in on the pounding of you and me. Figures, we are the champs, so why not attack us first. I get thrown out of the ring. You are in a double suplex. BAAM...your back smacks the ring. Murdoch goes for the pin on you. 1...2...ugh. Cena pulls Murdoch off of you. They look at each other, and begin to fight. I begin to stand up, and Cade hits me with a cross body block over the top rope. Stone Cold rolls out the ring, and lefts up Cade. He knee's Cade in the gut...once...twice...finger...and a third time. He then picks me up, and pulls my head to the metal steps. SMACK...SMACK...SMACK. My head goes flying against the metal. I can taste my blood already as I go flailing backwards. Stone Cold starts choking me. You catch your breath...
Jimmy Parker: HERE HE COMES!! The man most people think will walk out with the title after Summerslam! I go to the center of the ring and crouch and flex. I grab a mic and begin to speak just as..."Big Train rolling down the line..." Here comes the Champ! The crowd is electric! You go to all four corners and show your respect to the crowd. As things die down I start to say what I was going to say. "Gentleman, take a good look at these belts because this is the last time you will see them in a long long time. The Clover and I will win because we know exactly where the other one stands." I turn to you and say.."Bro I got your back no matter what; but come Summerslam I'm not gonna cut you any slack and I expect the same from you." I throw the mic to you and you start to speak.."I agree Jimmy. I agree that this is OUR title and then after this we will deal with Summerslam." You throw the mic to the outside and they ring the bell......
Kevin Jones: Moments later, I'm sitting in my locker room when you enter. You want to insist that as long as we are tag team champions, we should act like it...no matter what else is at stake. "You know Tulip, you got a point. However, don't believe that I'm going to cut you any slack come SummerSlam." You agree and walk out. Cade and Murdoch are now in the ring awaiting the arrival of the competitors. "Crash...da na...da na...da na" Stone Cold walks down the ramp and right into the ring. He taunts in all 4 corners, and then gets in the face of Murdoch. "Your time is up, my time is now!" The crowd roars! "Cena and Stone Cold will both have a title shot at SummerSlam...do you think they can work together to also become Tag Team Champions tonight?" JR is talking to the King. The King says, "I'm not as much worried about these two. How are Tulip and Clover going to get along tonight? Let's not forget Clover's cheap shot on Tulip during the #1 contender match!" "Click...Click...Boom!"
Jimmy Parker: I start to speak.."I don't need any handouts from you. I can earn my own title shot." Cena grabs the mic.."Speak for yourself Tulip. I deserve a title shot and I intend on having it." Vince starts to speak.."I agree with Mr. Cena and that is why I have already made my decision: The FOUR of you will fight in the Over the rope Battle Royal!" He drops the mic and the crowd goes wild! He walks out and an intense staredown has begun between the 4 of us. And then here comes Mr. Regal. What does he want? "Mr. Clover, Mr. Tulip. You haven't defended your Tag Team Titles in quite a while and I believe that the time is now. How about a tag team match a little later tonight on RAW? Oh and your opponents are right beside you!" The crowd loses their minds! UH OH Here come Cade and Murdoch. "We believe that we deserve a rematch for our Tag Team Titles." Mr. Regal "You know, I do believe you're right..how about a 6 man Elimination Tag. You BOTH have to be eliminated by pin or submission to lose....
Kevin Jones: Stone Cold has just won the #1 contender match. Why would Clover allow Tulip to not win? Was this planned the whole time? "No chance, that's what you got". Vince comes strutting down the ring. He enters, and grabs a mic. "Stone Cold. First, I would like to congratulate you on your victory. However, we both know that you being the champion (if you can beat Clover), is something that would ruin the business as we know it." Stone Cold is about to go off. However, Vince continues..."but...I'm a fair man. You won your match, and deserve your title shot. But, you can be assured that it wont be as easy as you may think. Because, there are two other contestants deserving of a title shot." The crowd anxiously begins to cheer. Vince continues..."You, Clover, CENA, and TULIP will compete at Survivor Series in a 4 man Battle Royal Over the Rope event". The crowd loses control. I cannot believe this is happening. You take the mic from Vince...
Jimmy Parker: Oh man I am dead! You take a second to survery the damage. You start counting. 1..2..3..4..Cena starts to move and he crawls over to Stone Cold and throws his arm over.1..2..KICK OUT! They do battle. I take this time to kinda rest for a minute. Stone Cold and Cena are going at it! Right..Left..Left..Right! The punches just keep coming! I start to get up and I decide to retreat to the outside. I stand there getting my stamina up and I see Cena start to get the upper hand. I get an idea...I decide to start looking for a chair. Aha I find one right beside the Spanish announcer's table. I grab the chair and rush in just in time to see Stone Cold give a STUNNER!!! I throw him the chair and he catches the chair and a SWEET CHIN MUSIC! I deliver right through the chair. I fall to the ground. He falls back over Cena and Cena is down. 1..2..I can't get up in time..3!! CRASH!!! I am in disbelief! Stone Cold is unconcious. The crowd is stunned....
Kevin Jones: He wraps his arms around your neck, and you push him off into the ropes. Stone Cold bounces off the ropes and hits you with a threz press. He starts beating your head. He then stands up, pumps his arms, and throws to birds in the air. Stone Cold then looks at me with a half smile, and sticks his finger in my face. Cena gets up, spins Stone Cold around, and gives him the F-U. You are now trying to get up. Cena picks you up, and scoop slam. He walks to your head...shakes his hand in his face. He runs to the rope, comes back for the "5 knuckle shuffle" and I kick him in the gut. I put his head down, wrap his arms up...PEDIGREE! Stone Cold gets up, and decides to rush me. I duck under his clothesline, and kick him in the gut. STUNNER...STUNNER! I have laid both competitors out. I walk over to you, grab your arm and help you up. You walk by me to go for the pin. I grab your arm, swing you back to face me...kick to the gut. "OH MY!" PEDIGREE!!!
Jimmy Parker: As Cena jumps in your face I reach up for a school boy. 1..2..arg he gets out. I grab his foot and he falls..ANKLE LOCK!!! Is he gonna tap? OHH Stone Cold gets up and pulls me off of him. I stand up and POW!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! I turn around just in time to see Cena getting up. I decide this is the time to make my move. I go to the top rope. As I size him up for a missile drop kick, he runs over and clotheslines you over the top rope and that causes me to fall on the rope. I fall to the ground. He goes for the STFU!! You are over the rope and on the floor so he breaks the hold and pulls you up into ring. I stand up and go for the Superkick. He dodges and he turns around, gets a kick in the gut and Stone Cold gives Cena a much needed STUNNER!! I turn around just in time to see Cena's throat going down onto Steve's shoulder. I go for the grapple but he reverses, picks me up, and gives me a backbreaker! He goes for the pin 1..2..whew! He picks me up and kicks me in the gut.....
Kevin Jones: I stand back to size up my *future competition. Cena and Stone Cold are exchanging hits. Cena is backed into the corner...SLAP. A backhand chop from the Rattlesnake. He gets ready for another one...you intrude and grab SC's head for a reverse suplex. You have him locked...up he goes up. BAAM...he lands hard...knocking the wind out of him. Cena runs to you and catches you from behind with his flipping facebuster. He gets up and shakes his hand over his face. Stone Cold begins to get up. Cena kicks him in the gut...shakes his hand...F-U! He goes for the pin...ref?!? I drop to the mat, and hit...1...2...I stand back up, even though SC's shoulder never lifted. Cena could be the #1 contender now, but, I decided not yet. You get up as Cena gets in my face. You kick SC's arm in...remove your elbow pad...swing your arms...and come back in for "The People's Elbow!" You go for the pin...Cena drops an elbow on your back. Cena starts choking you. I come in and pull Cena off...
Jimmy Parker: I get him in a headlock. He counters by suplexing me. I am in pain. Still NO sign of the ref. Stone Cold Jumps back up and he and Cena proceed to beat me as I lay on the ground. Stone Cold decides to pick me up. OOOH Low blow! I give hit a punch right in the crotch! Cena decides to try the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. He waves his hand in Stone Cold's face. he backs in up into the rope and SMMMAAACK! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Stone Cold gets up and Kicks me in the gut and grabs my head and I rear back for a Superkick and he falls to the mat and rolls onto the floor. UH OH! Here comes the Special Referee! Clover is coming out of the crowd in a striped shirt. Stone Cold and I are distracted but I quickly snap out of it and baseball slide into him and he falls to the ground. You climb to the ring and step inside. Meanwhile, Cena starts to get up. I throw Stone Cold back onto the mat. Cena picks him up and they get into a grapple...
Kevin Jones: "Can you feel the excitement? Welcome to Monday Night Raw." It is now time for the #1 contender's match for the WWE championship at the next pay per view. "Your time is up, my time is now..." John Cena has entered the stage. He is feeding off the crowds adrenaline. He struts down to the ring, and enters. He stands on the top turnbuckle and holds his hands in the air. "Crash...da na...da na...da na." Stone Cold is now entering the stage, and now BMF walking to the ring. He enters, goes to all 4 corners and flicks off the crowd. "CLICK..CLICK...BOOM!" You walk down the ramp. Stone Cold and Cena are already talking smack to each other. You enter...look...then squat and flex your biceps. "Splahh". What an insult. You three begin to taunt each other, and run your mouth...but where is the ref? The bell rings. Stone Cold hits you, Cena runs in and bulldogs SC. You then run and clothesline Cena as he stands up. Still no ref? You and Cena get into a grapple...
Jimmy Parker: SMACK! Right into the turnbuckle. You proceed to bash his head into the turnbuckle. You pick him up to the top and throw his arm around you shoulder. OH NO is he gonna do the superplex off the top rope? Yes he is! BAM! You slam him from the top. He is lifelesss. You go for the pin. 1..2..arg he gets one arm up. You proceed to kick him in the head. And you decide you have had enough of this..You walk to his head and kick his arm in. You fall backwards towards the rope, come off the rope, and SPLAH! LEGDROP! LEGDROP! 1..2..3! Its over!! As you are celebrating the win, Mr.Regal comes down and changes things a little bit. "Congratulations on your victory. I have decided to make you the Special Referee at the #1 Contender Match. What do you say?" You gladly accept and retreat back to the locker room. It is now on to RAW for the Triple Threat Match for the #1 Contendership....
Kevin Jones: I hear the news, grab my belt, and head to the ring. I can hear the crowd's excitement as I am filmed backstage making my walk. The music starts, here comes Snitzky. "Boo...Boo..." The crowd is displeased. Snitzky walks down the ramp, with a determined look on his face. He is now facing the entrance as the crowd anxiously awaits. "Train keep on rolling...." Here I come, from amongst the curtains. I stand at the top of the ramp, hold belt in air, and the crowd goes nuts. I look out, so much flashing from cameras that it looks like I have entered a lightning storm. I enter the ring, stand on the turnbuckle, and hold my arms and belt in the air. I then look Snitzky face to face, and show him the belt. "This belt will never be around your nasty, carne looking body". Snitzky hits me in the face. We exchange a few blows, until he gets the upper hand with a knee to the gut. I am thrown into the turnbuckle. He runs *screaming* with his shoulder. I duck...
Jimmy Parker: Well backstage Mr. Regal has been thinking that The Clover should defend his belt as a "tune up" and our match be postponed. Backstage I am asked to do an interview with Todd. I agree and I go on and speak my mind. "Todd, I think that this whole match is way overrated." Todd: "Really? How so?" "Well Todd you see, I have 2 egotists in the ring with me and when they least expect is...I will connect with my money maker...Sweet Chin Music!" The crowd goes nuts! Todd: "Well Tulip I have to say that the Stunner and F-U are pretty intense moves as well." "Yes I agree Todd but we have an old timer, a middle of the road guy, and a new comer. I have already posted impressive tag team wins over D-X and The Rock and Sock Connection." Todd: "Yes this is true so we will have to see how it all turns out next monday on RAW." Here comes Regal to announce what he has decided..."I have decided that The Clover will defend his title right now on RAW against none other than...SNITSKY!! The crowd goes crazy.
Kevin Jones: "If you think that adding more people in my way is going to stop me...eh uh! Ain't gonna happen. Cena, as for you...you can't see me. (Stone Cold mocks the hand gester as performed by Cena). And as for you, tulip, what the heck do you call this mess you just did before me. It looked like you had to take a dump in my ring, but couldn't get it out. Boy, look at me when I'm talking!" Stone cold grabbed your chin. You both notice that Cena has now entered the ring. Cena has a mic..."Look playas...there is only one champ. You are looking at him. I didn't bust my a## since I was 12 years old to get into this ring and be pushed around by a senior citizen and a flaming ho.." SMACK! Sweet Chin music to the side of Cena's face. Stone Cold has now threz pressed you and started beating on your face. Vince orders security to come down to the ring. You all are seperated...but the fire is lit. Your match is only two matches away...you all depart to your locker rooms.
Jimmy Parker: The crowd is going INSANE!! I am shaking my head in disbelief as I watch Cena strut down to the ring. Vince has that same sick smirk on his face as Cena gets the crowd into it. Cena grabs a mic and....CRASH! Breaking glass! Da na..da na..da na! Stone Cold has had enough of this crap. He walks down to the ring and Cena and Vince retreat to the outside. He goes to each turnbuckle and flips off the crowd! Well I've decided this is my chance so...CLICK, CLICK, BOOM! The crowd loses their minds! JR:"Here comes the other half of the tag team championship Hitman Jimmy the Tulip! I am so excited I cannot contain myself! I am playing into the crowd in a way that impresses even Stone Cold. I get to the ring and squat down and flex just like my mentor Shawn Michaels. There is an intense stare down with me and Stone Cold and then we simultaneoulsy change our focus to John Cena. Stone Cold picks up the mic and starts to speak....
Kevin Jones: You gladly accept the match details. I decide to walk away and head to my locker room. I know that, in about 2 weeks, I will be defending my hard earned title at Survivor Series. Forget the tag team championship for now...I need to train. It's now Monday night...night of the #1 contender match. "...no chance...thats what you got..." Vince McMahan struts to the ring. He is now standing in the middle of the ring with a mic. The crowd chants...I'm your son...I"m your son. "You people are embarrising! You bunch of imbred rednecks." The crowd boos, then quites down for Vince to speak. "I know you all are looking forward to the #1 contender match tonight between The Tulip and Stone Cold. However...I believe that there is another individual that is more than qualified for a title shot. This wrestler has held the belt before...and I believe he is ready to get it back. Welcome to the ring, the addition to the Steel Cage Match...JOHN CENA!!" "Your time is up, my time is now..."
Jimmy Parker: The crowd goes nuts because they know that something big is about to happen. "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Steve. What makes you think you deserve a shot? I have been here as the one half of the best Tag Team; I have been in a title match that was interrupted. I am next in line so I suggest to wait your turn. If anyone will face the Clover for the belt it's me; Hitman Jimmy the Tulip! The crowd loses their mind. Stone Cold grabs the mic and starts to run his mouth but I attempt to shut him up with Swet Chin Music but he blocks it! He spins me around, kicks me in the gut and STUNNER! STUNNER! I am down for the count and the crowd has lost their minds. Stone Cold continues..."If I have to beat you a$$ for the #1 contendership I will do just that." He flips me off and storms out of the ring. I start to get up and realize what I have just done and I cant wait to face Stone Cold. OH NO here comes Mr. Regal. "Tulip I have a great match in mind for the #1 contendership. How about a Steel Cage Match?....
Kevin Jones: 3!! DING DING DING! ...and the new Tag Team Champions are The Clover and The Tulip....PLANT MAFIA!! We have the titles placed in our hands, and we go to the top turnbuckles to show them off. As we hold them over our heads....CRASH..."glass breaks"...DA NA...DA NA...DA NA. Stone Cold? What is he doing here? Here he comes, BMF walking to the stage with mic in hand. He steps in and makes his rounds to all turnbuckles. The crowd is still going wild. Stone Cold gets in my face...and just looks at me. "Stone Cold is tired of hearing about this new era...this Plant Mafia bull crap. I think both of you are a load of monkey crap...if you ask me. You won the tag team championship...big deal. I'm interested in that other belt you have, and have not defended in awhile. Right now, you Clover, have your beady little eyes locked onto the Rattlesnake. That belt you have, the WWE Championship, will be mine...and that's the bottom line...cause STONE COLD SAID..." you take his mic...
Jimmy Parker: I grab the ref and get his attention. 1..2..arg Cade trips me and I land on you and the pin is broken. I smack my head on your elbow and I begin to bleed! I am out of it right now. You run and baseball slide Cade from the apron. You pick him up and throw him over the wall into the crowd. Trevor and I start to get up and then we do battle. We tie up. He gets me in a headlock and then grabs my leg. OH NO! Fisherman's Supplex! I am toast. But the good thing is I am not the legal man. You pick up Cade and give him powerbomb on the floor. He is lifeless. You jump in and irish whip Trevor from behind. He goes off the rope and comes back. You give him a swinging neck breaker. You pick him up to his feet and flip him off with both hands, the crowd goes wild, you kick him in the gut and...STUNNER!! STUNNER!! You jump all in his face and the crowd loses it! You go for the pin! 1....2....
Kevin Jones: ...wait a second. I throw the elbow pad...but do not swing my arms. I run to the other side of the ring, come back and jump. As I extend my leg, hair flowing as I descend, Trevor can only anticipate the pain of my deadly leg drop. BLAMO! The leg drop has been executed. I go for the pin...1...2...NO. Jeremy has pulled the ref outside of the ring. I stand, and begin to taunt the Bounty hunter. He argues with the ref for a second and ...SMACK! Sweet Chin music to the side of his face. You ran over to take much needed revenge on McGhee. You pick him up and lay him out on the announcer's table. I stand on the top turnbuckle...OH NO. I fly off the top with a powerful leg drop. CRASH...BOOM...SPLAH! The announcer's table exploded when I landed on Jeremy. Trevor starts to get up, but you go back into the ring. SMACK!! Trevor has just been kicked in the face again. You run out the ring and pick me up and throw me in. You pull me over to Trevor and throw my arm over.
Jimmy Parker: We are out. He grabs the chair and heads our way. He comes over to where we are trying to get up. OOHH he pops me in the back! You see this just in time and just get yourself up for a low blow. He is down to his knees where you pick him up and PEDIGREE! Cade comes running over to try and help his partner. I see him and I drop toe hold him and he falls face first into a momentum driven DDT. He is basically incapacitated! We cant remember who the legal man is so we throw them both back into the ring. The ref tells you to get out of the ring and starts yelling at Cade to get out so now that we have sorted that out i start wailing on Trevor Murdoch. I pick him up and scoop slam! I throw my hands in the air and the crowd loses their minds! I climb to the top rope and SPLAH! Elbow drop! Cade, sensing what is coming next, runs into save his parnter and runs right into a SWEET CHIN MUSIC! He is out! I make the tag and you start to smell the air and remove the elbow pad....
Kevin Jones: I run over and give him a flying knee just as he looks up. He is bleeding. I pick him up and begin to give him some lefts and rights...back and forth. Cade has now walked over to the bell ringer and picked up his tag team championship belt. Meanwhile, I irish whip Trevor into the turnbuckle. I make the tag. I pick Trevor up on my shoulders...you get on the top rope. You jump off and grab Trevor's head on the way down. A devastating bulldog. Trevor is motionless. We start taunting to the crowd. The fans love us. We decide to perform another tag team move on Trevor. We lift him up, and you begin to run towards the ropes. As soon as you get there Cade smacks you in the back with his Championship belt. It knocks the wind out of your lungs. As you are gasping for air, and I'm caught off guard, Trevor irish whips me into you, and we both fly over the ropes onto the apron below. Since it is a no DQ match, Trevor now exits and grabs a chair from the announcer's table...OH NO!
Jimmy Parker: I come off the rope and hit him with a clothesline. A quick hard punch and he is down again! I start waving my arms telling him to get up! He gets up and I Irish whip him but he reverses and I get Irish Whipped. You are back to our corner and I make the tag as I bounce off the ropes and hit him with a flying forearm. I jump to my feet and head for the turnbuckle. The crowd is going nuts; the ref is telling me to get out of the ring. I climb to the top..SPLAH!! I hit him with the elbow drop! He is DONE! Cade is going nuts because he can't do anything about it. I retreat back to our corner and then it happens..you start to feel the energy. You put your hand to your ear and lean towards the crowd. Off you go against the rope and SMACK! Atomic Legdrop! It has to be over! You go for the pin 1..2..arg Cade comes in to break the pin. I come in and we both do battle on Cade. We double clothesline him over the rope and I head back to our corner. Trevor is coming to and starts to get up.....
Kevin Jones: He picks you up and irish whips you into his corner. The tag is made. Trevor comes in and kicks you in the ribs. He then irish whips you to the other side. You bounce off the ropes...and hit him with the flying forearm. You jump up...shake your hips, and start stomping...Sweet Chin Music already? NO...Cade ran in and pummeled you over the ropes. You fall to the apron. I walk over to assist you, and Cade goes back to his corner. I look up..over the top ropes comes Trevor for a cross body block. I am winded as my head bounces off the retainer wall. He rolls you back into the ring. He immediately starts stomping on your chest, then bends down to put you in an arm lock. The ref continually asks if you wish to give up. "No...never". You resist the lock on your arm, even though you feel like your shoulder is separating. The crowd chants...Plant....Mafia....you start shaking your fist. You begin to stand. Trevor is scared. You hit him in the face, then run to the ropes...
Jimmy Parker: Here we are! CLICK CLICK BOOM! From
Kevin Jones: Both mankind and the rock are laid out. The ref has already rang the bell...DQ of course. Who cares, the crowd is chanting for us. We both get on the turnbuckles and hold our arms up to the crowd. We are the #1 contenders, and it looks like those tag team belts will be ours. In come Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch to interupt our celebration. After a little trash talking, I take the mic. "Trevor, do you like pancakes?"...Trevor thinks for a moment, and then starts .."ye.." - "IT DOESN't MATTER IF YOU LIKE PANCAKES". The crowd goes wild as I have just clowned Trevor in front of everyone. Then, I proceed to tell him that he has a nice trucker cap. He takes it off and smiles, in agreement. I say, "Let me tell you what I'm going to do for you. I'm going to take your hat at our championship match. I'm going to clean it up real nice. Then...I'm gonna turn it sideways and stick it straight up your candy ...! The flame is lit....it's on to
Jimmy Parker: As we are celebrating our win, the Rock decides to come out and "congratulate" us. "Good work Jabroni. I was half impressed. But the Rock with his millions, the crowd chants "and Millions" of fans has FINALLY returned to
Kevin Jones: A look of confusion on my face as I thought I tagged you in. You try to run back in, but, the ref apparently did not see the tag. You are forced out, and HHH/Michaels continue to whale on my face. I start to taste my own blood now dripping from my forehead. This angers me...they hit...hit...hit. Nothing is happening. I start shaking. The crowd goes wild, I can feel it in my blood. Their fists continue to bounce off of me. I headbutt HHH, and kick Michaels in the gut. I pick Michaels up over my shoulders, and lay him across my back in the air. Razor's edge? YES! Michaels is thrown over the top ropes to the mat below. HHH runs and hits me with the flying knee as I turn around. He picks me up...kicks me in the gut. He locks my arms and then looks up to the crowd...SMMMAAACCKK!!! Sweet Chin Music...Sweet Chin Music! You ran in and delivered the much needed superkick. I instantly cover for the pin...1....2.....3!!! Ding Ding Ding! We are the #1 contenders!
Jimmy Parker: You instantly go for the Stunner. Kick in the gut, he pushes off you run straight for the opposite ropes and make the tag. As you run back at him I nail him with flying clothesline and then you start to do it...Smell that air big dog! Pull off that elbow pad and give them what they want! Back and forth across the ropes you go, you swing your arms and SMACK! People's Elbow! People's Elbow! He is lifeless! Just then HHH runs in and gives you a swinging neck breaker! He is not the legal man so I rush in and right into a kick to the gut and them BAM Pedigree! The ref goes off on HHH and makes him retreat. You slowly start to get up and so does HBK. You guys duke it out while I roll to the apron. Michaels grabs you in a headlock and heads for the corner to make the tag. Smack. The tag is made. HHH and HBK start to beat on you for the 5 seconds HBK is legal. There is nothing I can do I am out of it....
Kevin Jones: ..as I am tagged in, I give a big kick to the ribs. I then irish whip Michaels into the opposite ropes, he comes back into a spinebuster. We exchange blows one after another, clotheslines, scoop slams, etc. I then catch Michaels in a missle drop kick off the top rope. I spend a few minutes taking in the cheer of the crowd. I then run over and forearm HHH off of the apron. As I laugh, I turn around....SMACK...Sweet Chin Music...Sweet Chin Music! I shouldn't have wasted so much time. He rolls over, and throws his arm over my lifeless body. You come in for the rescue and pull the ref's leg. The ref stands up getting in your face when HHH comes into the ring and starts pounding on me. He holds my arms back, and stands me up so that Michaels can deliver another superkick. He cranks up the band. Stomp, Stomp, Stomp...and KICK. I dodged out of the way and HHH gets hammered in the face...falls backwards through the ropes and lands on the bottom mat...
Jimmy Parker: Walk Hard.....You can take the kids but you cant take my monkey...It doesnt taste like Cox unless I say it tastes like Cox.
Jimmy Parker: Michaels and I are very evenly matched. Close to the same height and weight. He is still much quicker than me. I have one key advantage; I have been his fan since I was a kid and I know his every move. Well he prances the ring trying to size me up and then we enter a grapple. He quickly gains an advantage my getting me in a headlock. I try to reverse but there is nothing I can do right now. He Irish whips me into the rope I come back with a clothesline. Argh he ducks I go to the other side and he goes to the ground. I know whats coming so I go of the rope just as he enters his flying forearm. I grab his arm and do a powerful arm drag takeover. He is in disbelief. So now I have him in an arm bar. The crowd is going nuts as we all can feel the momentum shift back towards Plant Mafia. Well I continue wrenching on with the arm bar and I feel this is a perfect time to get a little tag team action and wear him down. I make the tag and keep control of Michaels' arm....
Kevin Jones: "Are you ready...ba ba boom...you think they can tell us what to do? Break it down!...Degeneration X" - Shawn Michaels and Triple H enter the stage. Shawn squats down for his pose, and Triple H blows water into the air. The crowd is pumped as both enter the ring. Arms out....DX chop, chop, and chop (as the fireworks go off). Now, the highly anticipated new "duo" is entering the backstage. Silence..."CLICK CLICK BOOM"...the crowd erupts. Plant Mafia has entered the arena. In mockery (and respect), you perform the taunt of "michaels". I give a little "DX" chop myself to our opponents. You cannot hear anything for the screaming fans. We enter the ring, stand on the turnbuckles. Upon raising our arms...the crowd gets louder and there are girls that have to be escorted our of the building as they faint. We come down from the ropes, and decide on who is going first. DX decides to let Shawn into the ring first, so, we decide that you will start the match. The bell rings...
Jimmy Parker: Ahh Mr. Regal! Just the man I wanted to see. Oh and I'm glad that you are here, Dwayne Johnson, because this concerns both of us. Mr. Regal, after The Rock and Mankind's brutal attack on my partner The Clover and myself, I am looking for a chance to even the score a little bit. Mr. Regal is intrigued at what I have to say. "Mr. Regal I have a match in a short bit so I'll make this quick. I was thinking; this weekend at Survivor Series how about a No Holds Barred, Hell in a Cell, Tornado Tag match with Plant Mafia vs. Rock and Sock Connection. Mr. Regal replies: "Well it already seems that Plant Mafia has a Tag Team Number 1 Contender Match so how about this; A One on One Singles, No Holds Barred match with Managers. The Managers of course will be The Clover and Mankind. What do you say." I reply; "When and where"? He says that he wants it next week on RAW. AGREED! I shake his hand and look at The Rock and then walk to meet you for our entrance. The DX match is upon us......
Kevin Jones: Tonight is the night. Main event....Plant Mafia vs. DX for #1 Tag Team Championship contenders. I am walking through the hallways to your room when I see Mr. McGhee sitting on a step ladder in front of Mankind. First I tell him that I was pretty impressed with the beat down he scheduled against us, and thanked Mankind for the opportunity to see how much of a wimp he really was. Of course, the conversation got heated...I decided to walk away noticing a folded chair to my left leaning against the wall. I tell them they can shove it, and begin my walk. I grab the leaning chair, turn around....POP....BANG....CLING. I lay both Jeremy and Mankind out. The crowd is going wild. I can hear the chant from the arena....Plant....Mafia....Plant....Mafia. Meanwhile, you got tired of waiting for me, and begin to head towards the arena...when you notice The Rock standing in the hallway talking to William Regal...
Jimmy Parker: Since the Rock and Sock Connection has been removed, they are furious. They decide to take a cheap shot at us in the parking lot. This is something that we have never faced but we are eager to meet the challenge. There is a firetruck, garbage truck, and a limo in the lot. They decide to try to use this to their advantage. Well as we are walking out we are confronted by the Rock alone. We think he is just mad about the match and wants to run his mouth. Well as he is running his mouth, Mankind comes out of the shadows behind the limo and hits me with a clothesline from behind. As you are turned around to see what is going on, the Rock nails you with a reverse DDT. Little did we know, Jeremy the Bounty had set this whole thing up. He was mad because he was our manager and we decided to part ways with him. As the Rock and Mankind continue pummel us, DX runs out and chases them off. Their reasons for helping us was so we could be 100% so when they beat us we can't say that we were injured..
Kevin Jones: An intense stare down has begun. Nobody moves. The stare down was interrupted by a man in glasses, short shorts, and an ice cream cone. It was none other, than Jeremy Kn..McGhee (a.k.a. 70 in 3rd gear). He let us know that due to the poor performance of the Rock and Sock connection, that it will only be the two tag teams facing at the next main event. This match, was for the number 1 contention slot against the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! You step up to Shawn M., and let him know that it is business time. He asks you to get out of his face, you tell him you will get inside his face. The fight breaks loose...hit...hit...pummel. Security/cops/SWAT and everyone else come to seperate Plant Mafia and DX. Jeremy is enraged..."Ok guys..since you want to be like that, you guys will not only have a match at the next main event...it will be a Steel Cage match!". The bounty hunter has spoken...
Jimmy Parker: 3!!! It's over!! King and JR are absolutely in shock. These 2 new comers have just knocked off 2 Hall of Famers! Could this be the beginning of a new stable called Plant Mafia? The crowd seems to love the idea. Vince McMahon comes strutting out just as we are about to announce the arrival of the new NWO..the new DX even. He says that he has set a Tornado Tag match between the Rock and Sock Connection, DX (HBK and HHH), and now Plant Mafia. We gladly accept. This will propel Plant Mafia to the highest level if we knock these guys off. As we head back to the locker room we are confronted backstage by DX. What happens after this?.....
Kevin Jones: I start pounding on Mankind...the crowd starts chanting...Plant.....Mafia.....Plant.....Mafia. I look up at the crowd to approve of the chant. Then...low blow. I drop to my knees. Mankind gets up, makes the tag. The rock comes flying in, goes for the irish whip...then lays the spinebuster on me. He walks to my head...kicks my arm in..looks out at the crowd, and begins to take his elbow pad off while smelling the air and closing his eyes...OH NO! "The People's Elbow". He throws his arms left, right...runs left, right...SMACK! Sweet Chin Music, Sweet Chin Music....SUPERKICK....!! You laid him out. Mankind comes into the ring....STUNNER...STUNNER! You pull Mankind's lifeless body out of the ring after my stunner. I go for the pin 1....2....
Jimmy Parker: Well it looks like I am pretty much ineffective right now. The ref is blind so they continue to pummel you. Then Mankind gets brave and decides to run after me with an elbow. He takes out the ref and I fall to the apron and pull down the top rope and Mick flies over the top. I see the ref is out so here is my chance to get even. I run out and clothesline the Rock. He jumps up and I try an Irish whip. He reverses, I fly against the rope I dodge the clothesline, I dive to the ground, he runs over me, I jump up and nail him with the flying forearm. I jump to my feet and pull you up. We go to the top rope. You hit him with a flying elbow and you get up just in time for me to nail him with a flying elbow. He's done. The ref and Mankind return. We do some tag team work on Mankind before I am forced to retreat back to the outside since I am not the legal man. You and Mankind do battle. Whats next?
Kevin Jones: The bell rings...ding ding! The tag team match has already started? We go to our corner, and decide I will start the match against the Rock. I turn around to catch a running forearm to the face. The rock turns around and nails you in the face with his fist....you fall off the apron. I stumble to my feet as I get hit...hit....spit.....hit. The crowd goes wild. "Rocky...Rocky....Rocky....". Groggy, I then begin to stand once again as he irish whips me to their corner. The tag is made...Mankind has entered the ring. A kick to the gut....a punch to the face....and now irish whipped into the opposite ropes. Here I come running back towards the enemy. I jump...clothesline. Mankind is down...I am winded...and crawling to make my tag. Almost there...but wait, mankind is back up, and grabs my leg. You try to come into the ring...stopped by the ref. The Rock enters, double suplex. I am lifeless at this point...what now?
Jimmy Parker: Wait, wait, wait. I have a hold of the rope! Is this is screwjob just like in
Kevin Jones: ...wait a minute. The bell didn't ring...his shoulder was up. As you argue with the ref, I lift up for a school boy....1....2....arg, you get out. Boom, another sweet chin upon standing up. I'm lifeless, you decide to add insult to injury. You go for...the sharpshooter. But, you decide to show off to the crowd, and lose your grip. You fall forward, just in time for me to grab your ankle. I twist....you tap...DING DING DING!! "And the winner by submission, and still champion....Theeeeeeeee Clover"
Jimmy Parker: Yes I then push you off when you attempt the stunner. You run into the ropes come back, I dive to the ground and you run over me. I get up and dodge the clothesline and give you the flying forearm. I jump to my feet climb to the top turnbuckle and give you the flyng elbow. I proceed to tune up the band but you block it. You spin me around and put me in a headlock. I push out and deliver a much anticipated Sweet Chin Music...1...2...3 RING THE
Kevin Jones: Yes...Yes I did. However, I believe I spun off of the kick, and kicked you in the gut....you know what happens next.
Jimmy Parker: Did you enjoy the Roundhouse Kick to the face aka Sweet Chin Music?
